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13-01-04, 13:06
Definition of Globalization
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese
motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a Norwegian, using Bill Gates' technology, and you're
probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese-made
chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by
Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal,
and finally sold to you by Jews.
That is Globalization!
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese
motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a Norwegian, using Bill Gates' technology, and you're
probably reading this on one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese-made
chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by
Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal,
and finally sold to you by Jews.
That is Globalization!