Barrister Igwe søker tilbake til Gud

[Goffy]

Tenkte jeg skulle dele en bait under utvikling så dem som har lyst kan følge utviklingen underveis.

Kort fortalt så søker jeg å bruke så mange frustrasjonstriks som overhodet mulig i en enkelt bait. Hovedlinjen er at min karakter, pastor Plotter vil introdusere Igwe til kirken for så å motivere ham til å søke om penger til å bygge en misjonsstasjon i Afrika. Plotters onde plan er nemlig å bruke Igwe i sin onde plan for å robbe kirken og rømme til Rio med alle pengene. Underveis vil det selvsagt bli mengder av komplikasjoner og figurer som dukker opp. Kirkedamen vil selvsagt bli pult og gi penger til feil person slik som med Nelson Coakley.

Hvis alt går slik det skal så kan historien bli lang så om dere blir lei så er det bare å si ifra så gir jeg meg..

[Goffy]

Det hele starter når Harry Plotter finner et tilbud på mailen sin en dag. Selve tilbudet gidder jeg ikke legge inn, det er en standard "next of kin" greie så har dere sett en så har dere sett alle.

Dear Sir,

I am rather surprised that you contact me with this proposition
and wonder if it might be sent to the wrong person.

My name is Harry Plotter and I am a pastor with Shining Path Ministries
where I am responsible for church donations, grants and foreign
scolarships.
I am rarely involved in any kind of investment or other business. Please
check
your details again and see if there hasn't been a mixup of names here.

Blessings
Father Harry Plotter
www.shiningpath.tull.biz

[Goffy]

Igwe holder seg til scriptet sitt ennå..

Attn:Father Harry Plotter

Sir,

Thanks for your reply to my mail and investment proposal to you , we highly appreciate it . I have also briefed my client about my communication with you and he hopes we will build a long lasting business relationship .

I must also comment that I will be particularly happy if you are capable of handling investments that is related to real estate and properties .it will gives us an advantage to progress in this venture But you still stands in the better position to know the best venture that is lucrative in your country that we will invest upon that you will handle properly so that you will invest on it as soon as the fund is transferred .

Let me also brief you that my client wants to invest this fund in such a way that you manage it , make accounts and re-invest profits . You know that this kind of business that the investor will not be directly involved in management requires a lot of trust and I believe that you will not let me down being that you are knowing my client through me and I hope that you will like to protect your personal and corporate image .

Also , an asset management agreement will be drafted by us and a copy will be sent to you for review before endorsement of the original after the transfer of the fund , when I will come over to your country .You are expected to own an automatic 25% share of the investment to enhance
proper management.

We will require your detailed bank account including bank name and address and your present address including your personal phone and fax numbers so that we can facilitate the transfer of the fund to your account because my client will use your full details to put a claim of the fund from his office and use his office and position to secure the payment approvals for the fund to be transferred into your account as the fund will be transferred to you as beneficiary of an excess duty refund for legality and backing from the government over the fund .

As soon as I get your information required I will start to process of securing all the necessary documents from various government ministries to enable the safe transfer of the fund.
You should not forget to get back to me with your private telephone and fax number for easy communication.

Awaiting your immediate reply and hoping for a long lasting business relationship with you.

God bless you.

Yours truly .
Barr. Victor A. Igwe

[Goffy]

Så vi får sette ham litt ut av balanse..

Dear Sir,

You obviously don't want to answer my question, something
that leads me to believe that this is all a joke or something
like that.

I warn yuy Igwe not to make jokes with our Lord and his people
or he might smite you with rotting gums!

Father Harry

[Goffy]

Og tenkte jeg det ikke. Da dalte engelskkunnskapene noen hakk. :mrgreen:

Attn: Father Harry Plotter

Sir,

I received your mail and I wonder why such comment as I did not really know the question you asked in your mail .

But a s I can understand little about that , I contacted you for this purpose on how to help my client invest this fund over there not for joke and I do not know how I will joke with such an important project .

If I may ask can you kindly get back to me with the questions once again so that I will duly clarify you on them to your best of understanding .

Yes I am highly confortable when I read from you that you are a man of God and that is the reason why I have the courrage to write you back with the detaild of the transaction as I duly knows that you will not in your life mis-lead us or sit on the money when it is finally transferred into your account .

So Sir I will love to read from you with the questions you made mention of in your mail so that we can proceed further .

Your urgent reply to this is highly needed.

Yours Truly,

Barr. Victor A. Igwe .

[trazh]

hva skjer videre? :popcorn:

[Goffy]

Han somler så jeg gir ham et spark i ræva.

Dear mr. Igwe,

As several days have passed since we last heard from you we
gather that you, after close reconsideration decided not to
seek membership in our church anyway. Seeing as this is a
big and difficult commitment to make we fully understand that
you found it a too big step to take.

We have therefore taken your name off the list of applicants
and placed it in the blocking list so that we don't ever waste
eachothers time in the future again, amen.

We wish you a good and prosporous life and hope you make
your peace with the Lord before it is too late.

Blessings
Father Harry Plotter

[Goffy]

Det likte han ikke nei. :mrgreen:

Attn:Harry Plotter

Sir,

I am in receipt of your two mails and after going through the last mail I am not happy in any way on what you sated therein regarding if I am no long want to be a member and that you have remove my name from the list I am highly annoyed on that effect .

Father before ever you take sure act you would have write to me and ask what is the delay all about than to go ahead and take such act I am not happy about it .

While you have not read from me since all this while is because of the fact that I am not in my station for some time now because I make a trip out of my based to attend to an urgent court cased as you duly knows my profession .

So I duly want to read from you urgently on this effect so that I will know what to do immediately and also for your information regarding to the form I am filling in on it and I will send them across to you the moment I complete .

Finally, I need an urgent response from you so that my mind will be at rest as I am not relaxed after reading your last mail .

Father I looking forward to read from you promptly.

Thanks and have a nice weekend , and also I hope your health is now in good order.

Yours In the lord .

Barr. Victor A. Igwe .

[Zenaria]

Goffy, har du tid til å bruke så mye tid på det der?

[Goffy]

Joda.. Går ikke med så mye tid som en skulle tro.
Det er jo fort gjort å skrive en mail eller tre.

[Limafox]

Joda.. Går ikke med så mye tid som en skulle tro.
Det er jo fort gjort å skrive en mail eller tre.

Dette har jeg sett før en plass.. Har du lagt dette ut før?

[Goffy]

Masse.
Også ligger det endel på siden min. www.scambait.tull.biz